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a man go after his wife shower bath
. at this point, the doorbell rang. Wife quickly with a towel wrapped around her rushed to the door. When she opened the door, neighbor Bob standing there. In front of her mouth, Bob says, "If you get towels out., I give you $ 800 us. thought for a moment, the woman took off the towel to stand naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 us. and left it there. Women wrapped towels back to the House again.
When she stepped into the bathroom, and my husband asked her, "who
" she replied ...
"Neighbor Bob.
"Oh," said the man, "he said still owes me $ 800? "
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Manager of a salesperson, a clerk and they walk to lunch, I came across an ancient
pools of oil lamps, an Elf jumped out the genie said, "I will grant each one
" I get! My first! "The clerk said," I want to go to the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, shut off.
Striking quickly! She flew away. "My turn! My turn! "The salesman said," I want to go to Hawaii, lying on the beach,A private masseuse, free refills of iced juice rum, as well as the love of his life. "Striking quickly! He flew away. "OK, it's your turn. "Genie said to the Manager. The Manager replied: "I want those two idiots after lunch to get back to work! "
Always let your boss speak first.
An Eagle sitting high up on a tree resting, no matter
a small rabbit saw the Eagle and asked him, "I like you sit there doing nothing? "Eagle replied," sure, why not.
So, Bunny sitting in the Eagles resting on the ground. A sudden, a Fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
If you want to sit around and do nothing, you have to sit in a non-
a very high position.
A bird fly south for the winter. It too cold
it frozen, fall on a field. When it was lying there, a cow came along and it was a bunch of shit. Frozen birds lying on the dunghill, beginning to feel
dung does make it warm up. In the cow lying in the warm it, more than happy to, and began to sing a song. A passing cat heard the bird came to see
sound, it found out that cow dung under small birds, and quickly pull it out and ate it.
(1) not everyone is shitting on you
(2) not everyone is dragging you out of the dunghill
(3) caught in the ash heap when you get, it is best to close your beak 1) learn to silence, sometimes, you have been misunderstood, you don't want to argue, so I chose silence. Were not all of us have to get to know you, so you do not think the world as propaganda. But sometimes, you love the most misunderstood, you don't want to argue, can only choose to be silent. World can not understand you, but he should understand, if he can't understand, is there anything else to say? often speechless even Schubert moments in life,Is, after all, not all can know, may not even real right from wrong. So, don't feel like talking, don't say, time to say good, maybe silence is the best explanation. (2) at least calm when you fall into the bottom of life, all around you people are telling you: be strong, and to be happy. Strong is absolutely needed, but happy? in this case, I am afraid that is too hard for you
after all, who could have fallen, but when it's happy? But could at least be flat calm
to look at this matter, calmly handled the matter properly. Calm,Not happy, not unhappy.
(3) learn to bend over, this will be my surprise gains and others opinions on the divergence result in verbal conflict, so you're down in the dumps because you think others are malicious.
In my arms, and go home and scrub the floor. Carrying a cloth, bent, knees, every corner of this flooring before you wipe back and forth. And then I thought back in that conflict, said every word. Now, you find yourself actually has no place, isn't it? you came, didn't you?, sometimes you have to learn to bend over,Because this action can make you sorry
working the body at the same time, you also polished his State of mind. Also, you'll have a smooth floor. This is your second harvest. (4) do not want to say if I had you, life is an infinite number of fork road, always kept your choices. If you just choose to eat CHOW Mein or fried rice, effects seem unlikely, but choose what subject, what kind of work, marriage or no marriage, or not to have children, every choice is far-reaching, and the different options will bring up a completely different life. You say, life is unbearable,Is life a chance to return. If we had what, isn't a big deal right now ... This full of chill discouragement of muttered, still don't say more
every choice of fork is actually not really good or bad, just as their own life. Unique creations, not frequently look back if I had made different choices. (5) efforts regardless of success or at least used to walk through beautiful
forest, you see a strain of vine attached to the trunk, soft and solid mingling with each other, you moved to this beautiful sight. Let happiness and belonging to stop it. Do you want to.Don't know what the future may have some wind and rain snapping? Vines will be broken, the tree will probably fall, maybe it would waste, old. You want to throw. Then, please freeze at this point in time. Freeze that is eternal. If there is this beautiful moment in eternity, the future may encounter various dangers, compensation will have been comforted. (6) keep simply because too many worries, so you'll often complicate your life. Be alive now, you always remember the past and worry about the future; counterparts now insist on carrying in the past, the future, your life, of course, only a procrastinator. Simple is a State of grace.
Skin feel weather changes that simply tasting after the rain, the grass fragrance of the nasal cavity, eyes simply controlling the distant hills close-range such as a painting. Simply live in the moment. Doesn't matter right now is what's real. Since there is no right and wrong, you don't need to go; not true and false, fact there is no need to worry. Neither wrong nor false, did not like in a dream? Yes, simply think of your life as a dream
(7) once in ' cheesy ' ... Eat more healthy foods, once in a while you want to gnaw of a gnawed salt duck tongue and fried chicken. See more famous masters, occasionally slapping you also want to take a peek at peek at fall endless tears off the end of the series.Listening to classical music, once in a while you want to sing a sing love him, hate him 100 years 10,000 popular songs. Do you know means healthy food for stomach and intestinal, master plays meant to improve their character, classical music to enhance the soul sense, but sometimes you really do not want to always live so. Life does not need to tie yourself so tight. Occasionally little indulgence, moral. Reiki is perhaps closer to the adults, but a little tacky to be more catchy
(8) control your emotions, don't waste you ~ today, is upset you, because someone's words hurt you. You don't like to fight,So you left but you just got out of that, but did not leave was hurt by that situation, so you'll ever want, ever angry. More, you will have the strength to care about other things, many more should do it wholeheartedly, you want to handle events in your sky diffuse and distracted, have been omitted by neglect were ignored. Because you're single-minded angry. On the emotional issue, this is a waste of their own, and it is very bad to waste. After all, anger is also quick and angry must have hurt. Therefore, a smart guy like you, don't let emotions control you before when you're mad,May wish to remind myself very quietly: "
(9) seize the best opportunity not to be missed and you have bought but still had the likes of clothes to wear, solemnly enshrined in the wardrobe; long before, when you see it again, only to find that it is outdated. So, you just missed it. You bought a nice cake but eat, solemnly enshrined in the freezer; long before, when when you see it again, only to find that it has expired. So, you missed it. No favorite upper body garment, when there is nothing in the most delicious tasting cake,Like did not really want to do, when to do things, is regrettable.
Have a shelf life, and wanted to do something better to do. If you simply wish you solemnly enshrined in the heart, but never implemented, then the only result was missed with it, as that outdated clothes, like the expired cake. (10) occasionally depart from track a train you are going to a country, but suddenly temporary meant to b in the middle ground.
Maybe fancy names to attract you, maybe the occasional glimpse of the landscape can touch you, in short, you just changed the itinerary,Then experienced a trip full of surprises, unexpected. A is your original goal, and b let you experience a little adventure. In retrospect, you say, it was a memorable affair you experience.
And so does many times not? Nothing went to the only purpose was fulfilled its original itinerary; leave the preset orbit, you have a chance to find other views.
(11) crept quietly return to calm ... Once upon a time, you feel bad, or even too lazy to draw the curtains, looked out of the window of Yang
so of course you forgot to see,On the windowsill a basin need to drink every day, Margaret. So I don't know how long, finally one day you have a low mood, but also reminds you of Margaret. Oh, poor flower, she is alive now? You gingerly open the curtains, but seeing her upwind swagger, flower face several times. In the past days, you forget to feed her some water, for God's sake don't forget to dew-about the
many things quietly in your sight, and quietly arranged for their own. Creatures, all things, all without fear of ... ... You have to do is be yourself,Does not leave any regrets ... Is enough.
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