【C1 论巧克力的正确食用方法】2月14日西方情人节。李海真从学校回来

【C1 论巧克力的正确食用方法】
2月14日西方情人节。
李海真从学校回来，有点惴惴不安的样子。
“怎么了？”元柳焕问他。
“组长，我收到了……一盒巧克力。”乖乖从书包里掏出来放在桌上。
“啧啧，手工巧克力，哪家女孩子这么心灵手巧没眼光？”李海浪拿起来左右看看，拆了包装开吃。
“……”李海真低头支支吾吾半天，不敢抬头看元柳焕。
“尹郁俊。”
“噗——”李海浪被巧克力里的榛子呛到，跳起来去够水杯。
元柳焕愣在原地眨了眨眼，半天没给个反应。
李海真担心地偷偷瞄他：“组长？”
“除了送你巧克力，他有没有做别的什么……举动？”元柳焕难得口气严肃。
“什么‘别的什么举动’？”小孩有点不太明白他的意思，终于抬头看他，大大的眼睛里满是疑问。
“哎呀笨，这个还要举例吗？”李海浪喝了半杯水下肚，又屁颠屁颠地走回来挨着元柳焕坐下，“比如像这样抓住你的手，或者这样按住你的肩，”他边说边拿元柳焕做现场示范，看小孩摇头，继续问，“或者这样搂住你的腰？”他把元柳焕的上身放倒，俯下身子凑过去，“或者这样？”
眼见李海浪假装正经的嘴脸就要凑到自己的鼻子，元柳焕忍无可忍准备来个上勾拳，结果还没动手小孩儿突然“恩”了一下，两人双双石化在当场。
“兔崽子……”
感觉到臂腕里的人气压直降，李海浪连忙松手逃离暴风圈。
“我要宰了他！”
元柳焕双手指节嘎啦脆响，一个挺身向上跃起就要冲出门去。
“组，组长？”李海真从后面拉住他胳膊，“你说过不能乱杀人。”
“情敌另当别论。”李海浪事不关己地拍拍身边坐垫，示意李海真坐过来，“我还没问完呢，你急什么。”说完以迅雷不及掩耳之势伸手托住李海真的后脑勺扣住李海真的唇，在元柳焕挥来拳头前一秒松开，意犹未尽地舔舔唇角，“那小子有没有像这样吻你？”
还没问完就被扑过来的元柳焕用胳膊肘锁住了脖子，差点咬到自己的舌头。
哇靠你家孩子被人吻了你脸皮薄不好意思问老子好心好意帮你循序渐进确认事实你不谢老子就算了你竟然还施暴！！！
李海浪被掐着咆哮不了只能“咳咳咳咳……”反手掐住元柳焕的脖子。
“没有。”
李海真刚说完，共和国最强部队两大精英组长保持互掐脖子的蠢态再次石化在当场。
“你，你刚才说什么？”
李海浪先反应过来他的否认，“那家伙没有吻你？”
李海真认真地摇摇头，元柳焕松了口气，放开李海浪以示自己心平气和心胸开阔。
“那他靠过来干啥？”李海浪爬起来继续刨根问底。
李海真思考了一下，从盒子里拣出一块巧克力用嘴叼住，向元柳焕凑过去。
元柳焕还没意识过来李海真的脸怎么突然放大了嘴里已被塞入一半巧克力，小孩的唇柔软地与自己的贴合在一起，用舌尖把整颗巧克力推进他口腔里。
分开时他还有些舍不得，清澈的眸子里满满的，都是羞涩的笑意。
“情人节快乐。”
过分美妙的滋味，全数融化在齿间。
元柳焕的脸不自觉地红了起来，尴尬地移开视线，有点不太自在。
“卧槽，大招。”
李海浪捂住鼻子朝李海真竖起大拇指，随手拣起一块更小的巧克力叼到嘴里，“小真让我也练习一下~”
还没凑过去就被元柳焕用手掌拍进嘴巴里。
“呜……元柳焕你个小气鬼！”
小气鬼挑了挑眉，拍拍手上的巧克力屑，站起来。
“不行，我还是得去杀了那个兔崽子。”
“组长！”
【C1 论巧克力的正确食用方法 - 完】

Results (English) 1:

"C1, on the correct method of chocolate"On February 14, Valentine.Li Haizhen comes home from school, a bit apprehensive look."What's wrong? "Liu Huan asked him."The team leader, I received ... ... A box of chocolates. "Darling from the bag out on the table."TUT, handmade chocolates, which girls so clever didn't taste? "Lee waves up look left, tore open packaged food."......" Li Haizhen bow faltered for a long time, and dared not look up Liu Huan."Yin Yujun. ”"Pfufffff" Lee waves were choked by chocolate hazelnut, jump to the Cup.Yuan Liuhuan blinked froze in place, long time did not give a response.Li Haizhen worried secretly aiming to him, "team leader? ”"In addition to give you chocolate, what else does he do ... ... Move? "Liu Huan rare tone serious."What ' else '? "Kids don't understand what he means, finally looking up, big eyes filled with doubt."Oh fool, would this like for example? "Lee wave drank half a glass of water down and fart fart back to Liu Huan sat down next to each other," such as holding your hand like this, or hold down your shoulders, "he said, and Yuan Liu Huan does live demonstrations, baby shook his head, continue to ask," or around your waist? "He put down Yuan Liu Huan the torso, bent down and leaned over," or such? ”Seeing Lee waves pretend to be a Saint's face close to his nose, and Yuan Liu Huan patience ready to hook on, results no hands-on child suddenly "grace", the two men both petrochemical on the spot."Son of a bitch ... ..."Feel the man in the arm pressure drop, Lee waves go quickly to escape the storm."I'm going to kill him! ”Yuan Liuhuan hands knuckle Gala snapping, a stand up leaping about to rush out."Group leader? "Li Haizhen from behind his arm," you can't kill. ”"The enemy is another matter. "Lee waves turn patted the side cushions, indicating that Li Haizhen," I haven't finished yet, what's the rush you. "Finished with the suddenness of hand hold Li Hai is really really lips clasped the back of Li Hai, Yuan Liuhuan released a second before waving his fist, still not to lick his lips," that guy has kissed you like this? ”Haven't finished was rushed Yuan Liuhuan elbow locked on his neck, almost biting my tongue.Wow your kids being thin-skinned kissed you too shy to ask I kind schemes to help you step by step to confirm the fact that violence in bloom I will forget you still you!!!Lee grabbed the roaring of the waves not only "cough cough ... ..." backhand around Yuan Liu Huan's neck."No". ”Li Haizhen said, most powerful forces of the Republic two elite leaders keep a pinched neck each other stupid State petrochemical on the spot again."You, what did you just say? ”Lee waves react he denials, "that guy's not kissing you? ”Li Haizhen seriously shook his head, Liu Huan said, let go of Lee waves in his good-natured open-minded."Then he has to come over and do what? "Lee waves up to continue probing.Hai really thought for a moment, from picking up a piece of chocolate in the box with his beak, Liu Huan leaned over to Yuan.Li Hai Yuan Liuhuan not awareness really how suddenly magnified the face's mouth was stuffed half chocolate, baby soft lips fit together with himself, all of my chocolate in his mouth with a tongue.When he had some reluctant, clear eyes full, are shy smile."Happy Valentine's. ”Wonderful taste, all melted in between teeth.Yuan Liuhuan's face unconsciously up awkwardly, moves away from the line of sight, a bit uncomfortable."Lying trough, move. ”Lee waves her trunk in Lehi really thumbs up, casually picked up a small piece of chocolate in its mouth to mouth, "made my small practice ~"Haven't leaned was Liu Huan slapped in the mouth."Uhh ... ... Yuan Liuhuan you a cheapskate! ”Cheapskate took an eyebrow, clap your hands on the chocolate chips, and stood up."No, I still have to go and kill that son of a bitch. ”"Team leader! ”"C1, on the correct method of chocolate-finished"

Results (English) 2:

[Correct method of eating chocolate C1] On
February 14 Western Valentine's Day.
Lee really came back from school, a little apprehensive look.
"How?" Yuan Liu Huan asked him.
"Leader, I received a box of chocolates ......." Obediently pulled from the bag to be placed on the table.
"Gee, handmade chocolates, Which girl did not look so ingenuity?" Lee picked up the waves look around, removed the package and began to eat.
"......" Lee really bow hesitated for a long time, afraid to look yuan Liu Huan.
"Yin Yujun."
"Poof -" Lee waves are chocolate hazelnut choking, jump up to reach for the cup.
Yuan Liu Huan froze in place blinked, half did not give a response.
Lee really worried secretly aiming him: "? Leader"
? "in addition to sending you the chocolate, he has not done anything else ...... move" Yuan Liu Huan rare serious tone.
"What is 'something moves'?" The child not quite understand what he meant, and finally looked up at him, big eyes full of doubt.
"Oh stupid, but also an example of this it?" Lee waves drank half a glass of water sinks, and Pidianpidian walked back to sit next to Yuan Liu Huan, "such as this hold your hand, or so press live your shoulder, "he said, took Yuan Liu Huan to do live demonstrations, watching the child shook his head, continue to ask," arm around your waist or so? "He took Yuan Liu Huan upper body down to the ground, bent down to scrape together the past "Or this?"
Seeing Li's face waves prude would conspire his nose, Yuan Liu Huan unbearable ready to a uppercuts, the results have not hands a child suddenly "Well," a bit, they both Sinopec on the spot.
"Bastard ......"
where people feel pressure wrist straight down, Lee waves and quickly let go flee storm circle.
"I want to kill him!"
Yuan Liu Huan hands knuckles Gala Cui Xiang, a come forward leaps up going out the door.
"Group leader?" Lee really pulled his arm from behind, "You said not mess murder."
"rival is another matter." Lee waves had nothing to do patted the side cushion and motioned Lee really take over, "I do not ask them, what are you anxious. "Having reached out with lightning speed really hold the back of the head withhold Lee Lee really lip, before Yuan Liu Huan fist waving to release a second, enough to lick lips angle, "That kid has no kiss you like that?"
I did not ask them to be rushed over the yuan Liu Huan with his elbow locked neck, almost bite their tongues.
Holy crap your baby is thin-skinned people embarrassed to ask kissed you I had good intentions to help you step by step to confirm the fact that even if you do not I thank you even further violence! ! !
Lee waves are roaring Qiazhao not only "Keke Keke ......" Liu Huan Yuan backhand grabbed neck.
"No."
Lee really just finished, the two elite forces of the Republic of the strongest leader holding mutual choking stupid state again Sinopec spot.
"You, you just say?"
Lee waves to react to his denial, "That guy does not kiss you?"
Lee shook his head really seriously, Yuan柳焕松breath, let go of Lee waves to show himself calm and open-minded.
"Then he leaned doing?" Lee waves climb up and continue inquisitive.
Lee really thought a moment, picked up a piece of chocolate mouth grabs, went over to Yuan Liu Huan from the box.
Yuan Liu Huan Lee really did not come face how consciousness suddenly enlarged the mouth has been stuffed half chocolate, soft to the child's lips with their bonded together, with the tongue the whole chocolates advance his mouth.
When he was still somewhat reluctant to separate, clear eye in full, are shy smile.
"Happy Valentine's Day."
too wonderful taste, full melt in the teeth.
Yuan Liu Huan's face unconsciously red again, awkwardly looked away, a little less comfortable.
"FML, the big move."
Lee Lee waves toward his nose really thumbs up, readily picked up a smaller chocolate Diao to mouth, "Little really let me practice my ~"
not scrape past it was Yuan Liu Huan shot into the mouth with the palm of your hand.
"Woo ...... Yuan Liu Huan you a cheapskate!"
cheapskate raised an eyebrow, patted the hands of chocolate chip, stand up.
"No, I still have to kill that bastard."
"leader"!
[C1 on the correct method of eating chocolate - END]

Results (English) 3:

[C1] the right way to eat chocolate,
2, 14, west valentine's day.
Li Haizhen came back from school, little be anxious and fearful. "What's wrong?" Yuan Liu Huan asked him. "Head, I got it."...... A box of chocolates." Come out and put it on the table.
"Gee, handmade chocolates, which did not look so girls have clever hands and good sense?" Li Hailang took it around to see, and opened the package to eat.

"......" Li Haizhen looked down for a long time did not dare to look up make an ambiguous statement, Liu Huan yuan. "Yin Yujun."
"poof --" Li Hailang is chocolate hazelnut choking, jumped up to reach the cup.
Yuan Liu Huan froze in place a wink, half did not give a response.
Li Haizhen worried about to sneak in his sight: "head?" He had nothing to do except to give you chocolate...... Action?" Yuan Liuhuan rare tone serious. "What else is it?"" The child is a little bit not quite understand what he means, finally looked up to see him, big eyes full of doubt.





, is this also an example?" Hai Lang Li drank half a cup of water sinks, and Pidianpidian walk back to sit next to yuan, Liu Huan, "such as like this seize your hand, or so hold your shoulder," he said, take yuan Liu Huan live demonstration.Look at the child's head, continue to ask, "or do you hug your waist?" He put down the upper yuan Liu Huan, leanedforward couguo, "or something like that?" The
look at the Hai Lang Li pretended to be a serious countenance to gather together to his nose, Yuan Liu Huan unbearable ready to an uppercut. Results no hands child suddenly "boon" for a while, two people both Petrochemical on the spot.
"bastard......" I feel the pressure arms straight down, Li Hailang hurriedly fled the storm. I'll kill him!" Liu Yuan
Hwan hands knuckles Gala rang, a leaping upward to quickly go out. Group leader?